20 Common Questions About Farts Vol. 2 #913223

Donald Rump is back, and bigger and nastier than ever!
I'm sure you're wondering...
- Why are my farts so stinky?
- Can a rogue fart burn a hole in my underwear?
- Is lighting a fart cheaper than air travel?
- What creature in the Animal Kingdom farts the most?
- Is there a place like Blockbuster where I can rent farts?
- What happens if I don't fart? Will I explode?
- I've heard of farts, but what the heck is a shart?
- I just farted and my butt is on fire, but I don't see any flames. What's going on here?
- What should I do if I come across a killer fart?
- I farted underwater and my fart can't swim. What should I do?
And many more!
So what are you waiting for? Get answers to your most heartfelt questions today!

Approximately 17,000 words. Intended for readers 15 and up.
WARNING: Contains farts!